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nineteen, feminist, and just trying to find my way in this life



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theatlantic: The End of Adorkable: New Girl Grows Up A funny thing has happened on New Girl. Somewhere along the way, the show that started as a potentially irritating ode to star Zooey Deschanel’s signature quirkiness became one of the more enjoyable hangs on television. As its freshman season wraps up this week, it’s also evolved into a sneakily clever take on young adulthood. Deschanel was already a polarizing figure when New Girl launched last fall—your tolerance for both her and her character, Jess, likely hinges on how much you relate to the need to curl up in a ball and watch Dirty Dancing on a loop post break-up. Or whether you are the kind of person who might own adult-sized footie pajamas. Early on in the season, Jess was a disappointingly one-note character, all cutesy eccentricity and little substance. In one episode she insisted on wearing fake hillbilly teeth to a wedding, and and in another she became so uncomfortable after accidentally seeing one of her three male roommates naked that she couldn’t bring herself to say the word “penis.” When she first moved in after discovering that her live-in boyfriend was having an affair, her roommates were understandably bewildered by this strange, doe-eyed creature who seemed capable of little more than weeping and bursting spontaneously into song. But as the season progressed, the writing became both warmer and sharper, focusing more on the talented ensemble cast and tempering Jess’s excessive awkwardness with a much-needed dose of self-awareness. In one episode, she goes head-to-head with Julia, a tough-girl lawyer who dismissively refers to Jess’s kittens-and-rainbows outlook as her “whole thing.” In response, Jess proclaims: “I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours…and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong!” While this may not have won over all the skeptics, it was a smart choice to make Jess’s foil a worthy opponent. Without dismissing the criticisms of both Deschanel and the character, it allowed Jess to show a tougher side to her personality and to make a case for her unique brand of femininity. Read more. [Image: Fox]


literally how i’m feeling about my life right now… SOMEONE PLEASE JUST END IT ALL UGH HOW HTE FUCK AM I GONNA FINISH NINE FUCKING ESSAYS IN THREE DAYS HOW/WHY THE FUCK DID I MAKE SUCH BAD LIFE CHOICES THIS YEAR

shinshu-field: punkrockmermaid: Ten Things To Do When You Feel Like Crap: 1. Have a really hot, long shower. Cry if you need to. Sit on the ground. Feel sorry for yourself. Let the steam soak into your skin. Let the hot water wash your face clean. But the moment you turn off that water, you are done feeling sorry for yourself. Make a decision to move on from that sadness. 2. Clean. I know, cleaning is boring and annoying - but how about that feeling you get when you are finished? The smell of the vacuum. That feeling of accomplishment? Who knows, you might even find money along the way. Totally worth it. It’s like starting with a clean slate. 3. Call a friend you haven’t spoken to for a while. If your first choice doesn’t pick up, choose someone else. Ask them all about how their lives are going and tell them about yours. Not only will it take your mind off whatever crappy thing you have been plagued by, but you will laugh with them! Laughing triggers endorphins and endorphins make you happy! 4. Go for a run or a walk. This get’s your endorphins and dopamine going crazy. You will get more energy and more happiness just because the chemicals in your body are running around! 5. Stop and take it all in. Walking in the night? Stop and look at the stars. Breathe in the cold air. Feel alive.  6. Stop whining. Ever heard the saying “love life and life will love you back”? Or, the idea of the power of attraction? It’s true! If you sit around saying “why me, waaaaa waaaa” then bad things will happen to you. You’re already defeated. If you start saying, “I will be happy, I will accomplish my ambitions, I will find love, I do look amazing, I am a great friend” etc., then not only will you start to believe them but you will be amazed at what amazing things start to happen. 7. Drink tea. This always works. Not a tea fan? Try hot water with a slice of lemon and some agave syrup.  8. Make a conscious decision to stop holding certain grudges. We all have people we have held grudges on in the past. Let them go. If you feel like you owe this person an apology, don’t be too proud. Send them a sincere facebook apology. Sincerity is in the intent, so even if it’s a 2 sentence apology - as long as you mean it it’s worth it.  9. Cook some really nice, warm food. Stimulate your taste buds with anything as simple as two minute noodles or as lavish as a three course garlic bread, pasta bake, chocolate mousse triple combo.  10. Write down a list of goals to achieve for the week. As simple as “buy insect repellent” or as large as “jog for 25 minutes non stop” and tick them off when they’re done. You will feel very accomplished and that alone will help pep up your mood! xoxox almost all of these really work? guys look it’s one of these stupid “be happy” posts i actually approve of


ginsengteacat: artist-confessions: submitted by -frostdrive If you don’t want to be raped then you shouldn’t go to a party, or wear a tube top. this was the post that started it all.

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ginsengteacat:

Fuck it.

…so this person seriously just made the comparison of getting unwanted critique on her artwork to being raped. way to trivialise a really serious matter, yo! she also said this:

“…yet it’s okay for fucking like, Bitch McBitch over there to get drunk, have sex and regret it and then call it rape and you’re all like, ‘AWWW IT’S OKAY WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!’”

I DON’T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE YOU GUYS

also, some more WTFery on her tumblr:

How the fuck can you FUCKS think its OK to have sex for fun and go around getting drunk just because you “work hard”.

sigh




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